Hmmm...

It seems that some people are actually reading this crap. Now, if only those people could tell some other people, who would tell some other people... We could get a little following (no, I'm not using the space before the ellipse, damn it). So do that! Tell someone to read this. It doesn't suck that bad and I'm going to put some opinionated garbage up here so you can comment and tell me that I'm bad.

Eventually, if enough people get involved, we can start the Drunken Bastards podcast, a.k.a. The Mike Thomas Show Part II. We just need to get Mr. Weitzner on the Skype for a few minutes every week. He brings it all together. Imagine me holding my hands out in front of your face and making the bridge with my fingers, bringing it together. That, ladies and gentleman, was how JJ (acting teacher extradordinaire) taught me how to be. That, and not to keep all the tension up in my shoulders. You're not angry like this, he would say while turning delicious apple red. You're angry like this! Then, a trickle of blood danced from his nostril to the ground and he collapsed in an overweight mess of muddled clothing and cholesterol.

Moving on...

I'm on the job hunt, people. If you have anything, let me know. As of right now, I'm going to be doing Guest List stuff as much as possible, but that doesn't exactly pay all of my bills. After writing all of my bills down on a piece of paper, I was horrified to find the reason why I didn't have money even though I made a fair amount prior to my "separation." I spend too much. How much money do you spend on a typical night out? A typical dinner? I'm taking a poll, here.

Also, is the following statement the most racist thing you've ever read? (Note: I did not make this one up. Credit must be given to another Jewish fellow.)

Not a direct quote, but in quotations anyway:

"Have you seen American History X?"
(pause)
"Yes."
(giggle from orator)
"Curb kick... and rewind. Curb kick... and rewind."
(stunned silence followed by intense laughter)

Yes, there were "those" people sitting close by. It was awful and amazing. Your thoughts?

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C